Friday, October 29, 2010
What Does Your Halloween Costume Say About You?
Witch: This is a girl, or someone who would like to be a girl. If she's lucky, she's painfully shy and is making what she knows is a safe Halloween choice. If she's not shy, she's dull, dull, dull, so painfully dull.
Hobo: Never give these children treats. Their costume choice already illustrates that they are all about the free ride, and they don't need encouragement. The best you can do for these lazy, shiftless, responsibility shirking little bastards is to tell them to get the hell off your porch and get a job. Maybe this will help them wake up and stop dreaming of the freedom that bone crushing poverty and homelessness almost certainly bestow.
Super Hero: This costume means you are in super denial about what a super chubby super wiener you really are. You may have an old-school sense of gender roles . . . meaning you think the MAN should be the hero.
Vampire: This person has one thing on their mind: SEX. They're just looking for an excuse to put their mouth on your neck, and will probably come on way too strong.
Devil: Usually the life of the party, fun, and sees himself as the one who's going to get things going. But there's also a chance he might be a total WEIRDO. So be careful with people dressed as devils.
Angels, Fairies, Princesses: Represent one’s lost beauty or innocence, or a return to a safer and simpler time.
Powerful Characters: This can be a variation of the “evil” costume, or a more benign expression of a fantasy of omnipotence. They also can express underlying feelings of helplessness and insecurity.
Scary Characters: Zombies, werewolves, skeletons and other monsters show our fascination with the macabre, & the grotesque. These are dark people who are drawn to death.
Evil characters: Evil costumes allow people to safely — and even creatively — express their dark side without guilt. Some people may use evil or aggressive costumes as a way to alienate others, which indicate anxiety about intimacy and being vulnerable. Short man complex, anyone?
Comic/ Cartoon Characters: Clowns, etc. represent whimsy, playfulness and youth, People want to leave their serious natures behind on this holiday.
Anime Characters: Tend to be more seductive than the cartoon character, with hints of whimsy & mystery. And of course this is the perfect way to let the wearer release their inner dork.
Animals: Animal costumes represent strength and basic instincts. This person may actually have common sense.
Cats: These people are sensual, purring, and soft.